thundergodlaxus:

“Isn’t that obvious? I’m perfect in every aspect. There is no reason for me to not being confident of what I have and what I do. I’m sure you are confident about your body!”

      “Laxus, being confident is all right, but not too confident. Because, someday, you might get proven wrong." 

thundergodlaxus:

“I’m very confident about my Dick size so there is no way I embarrassed by my amazing size. The over still there.”

       "You’re pretty much confident in everything you do, if you ask me. No wonder you’re confident in your, err, size too.“ 

thundergodlaxus:

“How about you see it yourself Mirajane?”

          “I’d pass on that offer; you might just embarrass yourself." 

thundergodlaxus:

“I think Gray need to eat some bananas, it might help his tiny little penis get bigger.”

   "Ah-ha-ha,

                   did it help yours get bigger, Laxus?“